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Today is the official yearly celebration for
John Mastodon 
The famous John Mastodon who did so much for us on December 16th/17th, 2022 
For those who were here 👀
What is your favorite "fact" about John Mastodon? (no fact-checking allowed)
For those who weren't here ❓👇
Take the time to educate yourself about this important part of our history, you will not regret it 
https://www.johnmastodon.me/#education
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon has never broken DNS.
@Em0nM4stodon my favourite fact about John Mastodon is absolutely that he doesn't take shit from anybody
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon regularly out pizzas the hut
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John Mastodon knows the last digit of pi.
@Em0nM4stodon I didn't know about that one! It's a shame I missed that day.... I would've laughed SO HARD!
@nakdim Prepare for next year
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon gave free premium accounts to all mastodon users to celebrate the day named after him (Does that work? XD)
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon turned me into a newt (I got better)
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon CAN believe it's not butter!
@Em0nM4stodon
Back in 1991 on #JohnMastodonDay our hero #JohnMastodon invented mobile messaging. He sent Nokia a text about it and asked them to take the credit because he's so humble.
erm her name is #JaneMastodon now
John Mastodon _would_ download a car.
@Em0nM4stodon Not many people know this, but John Mastodon was the fifth person to ever go into space 🌌
That's why today he has no interest in spending his media wealth on space exploration but rather spends his space exploration wealth on a fair and ethical form of social media. 📱
@Em0nM4stodon
Many don't know that he is the grandson of the infamous Karl Ranseier.
But Karl Ranseier is dead.
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon once saved my family from a burning datacenters. They're a hero.
@Em0nM4stodon little known fact: John Mastodon was the first person to post a cat on the internet
@cat_news @Em0nM4stodon lesser known fact: John Mastadon is indeed a cat.
@cat_news @Em0nM4stodon
Even less known fact: John Mastodon has posted every cat on the internet
@cat_news @Em0nM4stodon Unfortunately it was via Evri, so we've still not been able to determine if the cat is dead or alive.
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon once beat Chuck Norris in a roundhouse kicking competition.
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon is a trans man. Many people know him by his former name, Joan Mastodon.
John Mastodon was head of a secret space program that predated the existence of NASA by five years.
They spent the time shitposting on typewriters and photocopying their asses and never got to space.
@Em0nM4stodon
He changed my username from ‘David the Hopeward’ to ‘David Hopeward’!
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(Or at least that was my claim on his day a while back.)
@Em0nM4stodon Happy John Mastodon Day! My favorite fact about John Mastodon is that he created Mastodon, a competing social media platform named after himself.
@Em0nM4stodon
John Mastodon is a direct descendent of Charlemagne, and vice versa.
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon was a steel drivin’ man.
@Em0nM4stodon In 79 AD, John Mastodon's private jet was tracked leaving Mt. Vesuvius.
@Em0nM4stodon it was an amazing day to be alive and on the Internet!
@arisummerland Agreed. We had so much fun 😂
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